Spax Ranting

Strider Zero wrote:

I'm flattered yet slightly repulsed at the same time.

That's the point. :3

Don't worry, though. I'm as straight as they come.

Hehe. That's good (Not that I have anything against gay people).

Hahahahaha. Look at this douchebag.

Strider Zero wrote:

Dr. Sage wrote:

Should we really be talking more about Spax? We should be putting this man-child behind us for good. He's not worth talking about first of all. Second of all, if one of his little boyfriend trolls got a hold of this topic, they'd tell their "pedo-leader" and he'd unleash hell on this forum. Lastly, we've concluded that Spax is the following:

-A man-child
-A guy who used to be cool then changed
-A troll
-A prick
-An arrigate fuck who loves little boys especially trolls
-A selfish fuck
-And a slacker

This topic doesn't make us better than he is. He's an ass-hole, end of story. Like a majority of you, I came here to rid the thought of the man-child. I don't like him either, but is he worth his own topic? Someone please lock this topic and put this hooded creep behind us.

A lock isn't necessary. Venting is the best way to get shit off your chest. Eventually, the ranting will die down and it will be done with. Although, we are severely off topic so let's cut this and any more Spax ranting can go into The Net if need be.

Alright. I've gotten what I needed to say off my chest. Let others speak. I find it amusing.

As for the picture of Meckles, yeah... Just a 16 year old who needs to be grounded but his mom drinks and his dad does drugs, while Macks himself does both. I can see why Spacky has a boner on the fat, little, monster.

That's Meckles? My god. I actually kinda feel sorry for him.

My predictions of him were pretty true though. I had him picked as fat moron with no self esteem and e-muscles who went online to pick fights and vent his pain by lashing out at others.

Which is in fact what I was going to post if he persisted with bagging out the French. Which I'm not really French, I just figured it would be the easiest way to piss off ignorant pricks. I was right on the money, apparently.

Strider Zero wrote:

Hahahahaha. Look at this douchebag.

Look at him. You can tell by the his fat ass that this is no good. Where are his parents at? Don't they know how he abused his computer and should be taken away from him......Sadly, they probably so pissed at him, they left alone with lots of cakes, Soda, and other shit. It's sad, yet true, and gay.

Who, is that Meckles?

Yep, THAT IS ACTUALLY HIM, this is no random picture, that is actually him....

That's him alright. Hahaha.

That is one u.................gonna stop there.

While I approve of the Dr. Pepper shirt, he looks like a low life prick that no one likes irl.

Oh... Remember when Spax went on that whole "GRIFFITH" rampage? Good times. Good times. Anyhow, here's something for you all:

http://voice123.com/alexprinsstairs

Allow me to critique it. Text in () is my comment *ahem*:


buzzy (as in drunk), funny (like suing teenage girls... BUT THAT WOULD BE SILLY!), bad guy (As Chris-Chan once said in an interview: "Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax?"), cool guy (compared to mentally retarded people (God forgive me))
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• Alex Prins-Stairs started his/her voice over career in 2002. (Uhh...)
• Currently Alex Prins-Stairs is a Standard subscriber. (Too cheap to go for his dream)
• Auditions and proposals submitted through Voice123 during the past six months: 0 (Past 6 months? Try ever!)

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Voice Description
I have somewhat of a highpitched voice (whiny voice if that's what you mean) but I can deepen it as well (and sound like a frog getting stepped on), it mostly sounds like a teenager (like Justin Bieber, my balls haven't dropped yet and my voice still cracks). My normal accent is a mixture of Southern and Canadian (what?) but if it doesn't work (NO, IT DOESN'T WORK! SHUT UP!), I can sometimes work around it (*pfft* good luck). I can do deep calm tones (deep calm? Like a pedophile?) and I am able to yell very loud and give an extremely angry tone for characters who are like that (like myself against "GRIFFITH!"). My voice is mostly best for many of the angry and very loud (and annoying) characters. My voice may also be good for an announcer in some commercials (not buyin' it).

Voice Genders and "Ages" I Can Perform (Mel Blanc did more than you did, ass face)
• Teenage Boy (that sounds like the Cinema Snob having a seizure)
• Young Adult Male (again, who's balls haven't dropped yet)
• Senior Female (...)
• Senior Male (once again, like a pedophile).

Language(s) of Which I Am a Native Speaker:
• English - North American (doesn't help)

I Offer my Services for these Recording Purposes (Oh boy)
• Commercials (for kids underwear)
• Promos (for kids underwear)
• Videogames (as long as it's a good Sonic game and BTW, it's "video games" with a space.)
• TV shows and movies (not done by 4Kids)
• Movie and game trailers (dream on)

Jobs I Am Willing to Take (Union-wise)
• Non-Union Jobs (no comment)

My Union Affiliations and Memberships
None (shows how much you care about your job)

My Recording and Delivery Capabilities (none of which he'll do but go on)
• I will go to any designated studio in my area (as in Hollywood, but they won't take you)
• I can record and then deliver the audio files via Email (which he won't)
• I can record and then deliver the files by regular mail (like anyone uses snail mail anymore and to work at home, you need to be experienced enough to do so... Like Mike Pollock who's been doing his job since you were shitting mustard)

Pre-, Post- and Production Services I Offer
• I offer voice direction services (what experience do you have?)

My Home Base
Emeryville, California, United States (Now your street address so we can mail you a letter bomb)

Accents, Impersonations, Characters and Dialects (using that term loosely of course)
Voices I have been able to mimic near perfectly (...K) or somewhat are Krillin from Dragon Ball Z (uhh), The late Mako's voice slighty (characters he voices such as Iroh and Aku) (everyone can do that), Elmo from Sesame Street in kind of a creepy tone (well no shit, you are kind of creepy), digitally altering my voice (NOPE! Doesn't count!) I can perform a chipmunk like character (I used this for The Noid in some fan projects) (copyright stealing is fuuuuuun!!!), I can somewhat mimic the original actor for Optimus Prime (he's crying his eyes out listening to that "voice of yours"), I can do some gruff voices and in flash projects (blow me) I have been chosen to voice villains and anti-heroes (then sue them).


My Voice Experience ("Experience")
Near all the projects I've worked in are fan works for people (then I sued them), but I also do my own review show (kind of) where I add in animated characters to voice act as (that you steal). I almost had a job in a small movie project but the director was a jerk and mistreated me so that didn't come through (other way around, ass munch). Currently I am voice directing people in my review show (no) online and being directed for a fan project on YouTube (are you seeing a pattern here?).

My Training (oh boy)
Mostly I trained myself and have been trained by friends who voice act and direct (then that means everybody on Earth gets a job as a voice actor. How about schooling in this shit? Or better yet, talent?). I watch some of the most acclaimed shows with voice acting (like?) and study them (LIKE?), people have told me how to work some emotions for their projects (yes, they told you to sound like a whiny man-child with a bitchy attitude), and I look over my past works (what past works?) to see what I did right and wrong (99.999999999999999% wrong) and I do a lot of revisions to past projects of mine that I don't think I did well on (oh shut up!). I am looking into taking some classes soon on performance so I can become even better (when pigs fly).

My Studio Equipment
Unknown - Click here to ask Alex Prins-Stairs (Gay-ass mic that scratches and makes weird noises and some help from Audacity which is a free program that any retard can pick up and use)

Additional Skills
Unknown - Click here to ask Alex Prins-Stairs (Good answer, Spacky!)

Payment Methods Accepted
• PayPal
• Credit cards (I'll pay you to drop dead)

Contact Information
To contact Alex Prins-Stairs by email or phone, please click here. (HA! Good one!)


Overall: CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP... SHIT!

And word from the wise, posting online resumes does nothing. You have to put yourself out there to... Fuck it... He doesn't care.

I lol'ed. There was a part in his voice demo that made him sound really close to Inuyasha.

Now I think of Sage 4% in a sexual way...Is that wrong for you Sage?

When I first saw Spax, I thought he was a pretty good Youtube user. His reviews were good and when I joined his forum, I thought it was okay as well. I even got a spot on the Encyclopedia Dramatica temporarily for my exaggeration on the mass spamming situation back in August, 2009.

But what got me pissed off at Spax was that he banned Empirewild for terrible reasoning (Disliking Meckles). Being the infuriated person I was, I did a rant on him right on his forum. The next day, my account was deleted and I knew I was to never return to that forum. I have since hated him.

The unfair banning of Dr. Sage, Empirewild, Prince, and General (Raz) further filled my hatred of him. I am of the opinion that if you are going to ban someone, do it for legitimate reason.

I think I'm the only troll in the anti-meckles group that hasn't been banned on Spax's.

...yet.

He's afraid to do something to me. He senses my power.

I bet he and one of his fags are watching this right now. I wish only Bobbert would join, he is the only good member on the forum that I actually still like, even though he is an extreme suck up to Spax, It's very sad, but true. I tried to tell bobbert, but He is still saying that I'm crazy.....Watch.

Oh guess what, Spax ask me if I had anything to do with General (Raz).. Oh yea, I am Raz's fucking watcher, It's not my problem that you force us to be against you and your faggot friends. We are just trying to speak the truth.

Haha, did he now? My account was deleted the other day, btw.

I heard. He said you sent Meckles a death threat. Wow, I'M SO SCARE that a person on the Internet knows my address and going to send a BOMB TO MY HOUSE, OH DEAR!!!!

No, that is retarded. People send me death threats all the time and tell them to go fuck themselves and go shove a stick up there ass.

I didn't do that though. Meckles is making shit up because he was scared I was going to make a fool of him.

Raz wrote:

I didn't do that though. Meckles is making shit up because he was scared I was going to make a fool of him.

You don't even need to try. Like his lover, he's made a fool of himself without a helping hand!

Yeah, he did do a pretty good job of it himself. So just imagine if I actively tried. Haha.

Spax is asking the wrong person questions. Strider is obviously the one he should be asking as he's the only one of them that has insulted Meckles that hasn't been banned.