Let's Play Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword Discussion Topic

Chapter 1: Footsteps of Fate



For the last time, I am NOT going shopping with you!


Let's keep this in mind here, folks. Caelin: Home to men of passion and fire.


Nice, Lyn. Nice.


Back off, bitch. She's mine!


Yeah, um, Lyn. We can go around.


Sexist bitch. I want my money back.


Opperation: Tap the Marques' Granddaughter.


I know, didn't you see me pointing and yelling "Run!!! We're being pursued!" to you like 5 seconds ago?


Do they LOOK like them? I don't think so, blind sexist bitch.


The competition is on! I'll definitely win with my brilliant muscles and my brawny mind.


Refer to the weapon triangle, dear.


Fire Emblem: Where riding a horse is tiring.


Short term memory loss, eh?


Actually, they wanted to throw her a surprise party. Didn't you get the memo?



Make up your damn mind!


Ouch! In other news, lucky hit.


When will you learn? Hot girls attract men.


Strength. What else is new with this dude?


He probably shit his pants knowing he was a grandfather.


Back the fuck up. I said nothing of the sort.


Ah, what the hell. Just be sure to visit my leaf and rock made room later tonight.


To be continued.

Chapter 2: The Sacrilegious Glass



I told you to go before we left Bulgar. You just didn't listen.


That's about to change.


It's as good as Glass. Oh shit, burn!


Keep this statement in the back of your mind, readers.


Glass: The gods fear his name.


Everyone point and laugh. The god feared man can't pull a sword out of a scabbard.


Mene mene tekkel parson. Cookie to those who know where that is from.


Worst.Bishop.Ever.


I guess Sacaens really have no clue of their religious landmarks.


Sorry, Kent. We don't get that option till Chapter 7.


Yes, because the residents that have been sitting in their homes have a firm grasp on the situation that happened roughly five minutes ago, right?


Didn't you see the combat window a couple seconds ago? You're toast, buddy.


Sweet. Strength!


No words, Sain. No words.


Goes to show how weak Glass is (moar like tissue).


No, actually Sol Katti and Durandal are better.


Like mine, for instance, which you will be wielding later tonight. Now in all seriousness, that weak ass Bishop said that the blade is not supposed to be used in combat. What the hell?


Hehe Alll right. Gigity Gigity goo!


I guess we know where Lyn got her sexism from.


You keep telling yourself that.

To be continued.

Chapter 3: Band of Pedophiles


Yeah, but these bandits suck. Also, this guy looks Mexican. Fire Emblem is racist.


Lorca tribe: Weakest tribe ever.


I believe earlier in the game she mentioned that she was the only survivor. What?


Hey, I'm just in it for the food (And for you).


Oh great. The cruel bandit wants some little girl to apologize. Oh the agony.


I'm not quite sure how old Florina is, but I am pretty sure this qualifies this dude as a pedophile.


Your fault for being weak, ass hole.


Who is their boss anyway? Some pedophile and some dude who supports animal sex.


Probably because of people like Sain.




Pedo Bandit: Look out, flying Mokuba Pegasus.
Miguel: What's this? I can't dodge it! *Pow!*

Oh yeah, two references in one sitting.


A few seconds ago, they were right next to the party. Instead of attacking up front, they run away and let their weak ass lackeys do the work. Nice job.


So I just need to pack this and I'm out of...Nyeh?





Well let's see. We're in bandit territory fighting what looks like a gang of bandits. Nah, I thought we were fighting the Knights of Ostia.


Oh yes. That will stop them from barging in and killing everyone.




Hey Wil, you're talking to yourself, buddy.


Not bad, Sain.


Uh, wow.


Wil: Or my bow. Hey, ass hole. Can't hit me, can ya?


To further this racist thing, they made the Mexican shorter than Lyn. Although she might be tall for a girl. Who knows?


Payback is a bitch, Miguel.


Words of wisdom from Sain are about to come.


Forget I said that. Sain, you pedophile!


There we go. No one ever listens to Sain, but I bet he's the wisest of the group (besides me) so far.


See what I mean? What the hell, Kent?


Kent is probably facepalming off screen. Point and laugh.



Now we just need Lance Kairo to come in.


I can read your poker face, Wil. I know what you're trying to do and it won't work!


We are Lyndis Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Seriously though, look how small Florina is. She is definitely a child. Oh shit, look. Kent really IS facepalming!

To be continued.

Chapter 4: In Missunderstood Classes' Shadow


Figures. We can't just rest at a 4 star hotel or anything.




I'm with you, Sain.


Just you wait till the final chapter. This is not a lot of people.


Tristan: I do!


That's my spot, Sain. Hands off.





Or maybe Dorcas is a wife beater.


What an ugly bunch.


Hello? That's what I've been saying for the last minute


Yes, because when they get tired of waiting, they're just going to leave like nothing happened.


What if he just said no and killed her?


Correction: Bandits. Rogues are in Sacred Stones.


No, Lyn. Bandits. They are a totally different class.


Now that's pretty cool. Yay for random screenshot.



Wow. What an idiot.


"I'm so sorry that I was trying to get money for you." What the hell?



Damn it, Dorcas. I told you to keep that a secret for now.


Trust me, Dorcas. Border crossing is not going to get you any money.


In order words, he wants to sleep with you.


The day that happens is the day that Lyn turns ugly.


Woah woah woah! Where do you think you're going? You still owe me.


You'll get used to it, Sain. Your wise words can not be measured by trust.

Yeah, not much material this chapter...

To be continued.

Chapter 5: Beyond the Eeeking


I thought women could multi-task. Oh well.


That is what the narrator just got done explaining. Pay attention, Kent!


Yes, but not safe from stronger enemies.



Oh hell yeah! I'm in!



Fuck you, Kent! Fuck you!


Ah, yeah. Three against one. What now, ass wipe?



Serra has as bad sense of direction as Zoro.



Her stats say otherwise. Ah well.


Hahaha. I'm not one to understand the old language, but she might be hitting on him here.



Lmao. Erk is the man.



You could kill her right now, and no one would know. Provided they didn't find the severe burn marks all over her body.



Don't worry Erk. You won't have to bear the pain alone very long. Oh wait, that means...NOOOOOO!


Hahahaha. Ugly face has a point.


I wonder how annoying that would sound in a movie.


There is only one girl in the group. Unless she's calling us a bunch of pansies.




That is the end of a very long conversation. Now, couldn't that archer realistically rained a shit ton of arrows down and killed us by now? Idiot.


BURN BABY!


Nice level up.


We come to find out later that enemies can wield staffs too.







As much of a buzz kill as he is, Erk is funny as hell.


*Flashback*







No comment on this. This is just a funny statement by Erk. Hahaha.


Yes, Florina crossed the border. Oh, you meant Lyn. Yeah, she crossed too.


Good attempt at figurative language, but no. Clinging to a rock implies that the man isn't drowning yet. Dumb ass.


Still going for the stealth option, I see?

Newscaster: In today's new, the marquess has been held down and fed his prune juice. Yep...it's definitely not poison.


To be continued.

Chapter 6: Blood of Confusion


How ironic. She's about to be hated in this town.


I think a couple burgers and a steak will fill this fucker up.


I don't see anyone working in the background. Lazy bastards.


Pretty much, seeing as the enemies suck even in hard mode.


That's what she said. She being not Lyn, of course.




For some reason, this made me think of Sain as a loyal dog or something.


Where? Seriously, fire is not hard to draw.


I don't know, but they already crossed the line!


Boom!


Scatter, ass wipes. So I can kill you.


Yes. Hence the guy on a horse with a bow in his hand and an arrow stuck in the guy and his instantaneous death.


You pay a lot of attention, Kent.



Most Sacaens could tell she was wearing Lorca clothes. Ah well. Rath's story makes up for that.


You mean the invisible kind of fire that doesn't hurt you when you walk by? We should definitely get out of here.


More testament that no one knows what the fuck is going on here.


So what the fuck are you doing here, Rath? You're staring at Lyn while the non existent fire is spreading and not killing people.





Lmfao at Rath. This has to be his most dense moment in this game.


Like anyone would be inclined to believe that. I know if he broke into my house like that, he'd be beaten senselessly with the nearest blunt object I could find.




I always get a bad vibe from this bitch when I see this.


Oh you sly bastard, you. You...you're good.


So he's a hooker too.


Random screenshot. Nothing too special.


Easy boss is easy. Yes, Rath currently has the highest level, but you get him pretty late compared to everyone else in EHM so I figure I should do him good justice in this mode.


Hey, Lyn. It's not hidden anymore!


Indian giving ass hole.


And the wise Sain agrees with me.


Haha.


Do you see any fire damage? I certainly don't.


Bullshit. You probably would have laughed at her.



The marquess fails to understand the meaning of inner monologue.


Racism.


Alright, now I need one more thing to pack and this time I'm out of...nyeh? Oh, no problem.


"Except that I'd much rather do a one night stand with you."

And now for some extra fun. There is a funny fan made video on this chapter that I'd like to point out and comment on. Credit goes to Nintenlord.








Rath should probably cut down on the drugs. Credit to The Great Saiyaman for the idea.


To be continued