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DudeWynaut Citizen
Number of posts : 70 Registration date : 2012-04-01
| Subject: Dark Shadows is a piece of shit May 21st 2012, 3:24 am | |
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Mishimi Third of the Ring
Number of posts : 105 Age : 41 Registration date : 2012-05-09
| Subject: Re: Dark Shadows is a piece of shit May 21st 2012, 5:35 am | |
| The original TV show was a soap opera.... LOL | |
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Superbuu3 Third of the Ring
Number of posts : 339 Age : 2023 Registration date : 2012-03-26
| Subject: Re: Dark Shadows is a piece of shit May 21st 2012, 8:58 am | |
| tl;dr
You need to hook posters in with the first couple of lines. | |
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Raz Captain
Number of posts : 1770 Age : 31 Location : Just Under Down Under Name : Raz Quote : Who the hell do you think I am!? Registration date : 2009-09-26
| Subject: Re: Dark Shadows is a piece of shit May 21st 2012, 9:13 am | |
| - Superbuu3 wrote:
- tl;dr
You need to hook posters in with the first couple of lines. You can tell he's trying because he lead with "is a piece of shit" that's essentially basic journalistic sensationalising technique in less sophisticated language. I suggest following up with "the secrets they don't want movie-watchers to know!" or "how the film-makers are getting the better of YOU!" | |
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Superbuu3 Third of the Ring
Number of posts : 339 Age : 2023 Registration date : 2012-03-26
| Subject: Re: Dark Shadows is a piece of shit May 21st 2012, 9:26 am | |
| Don't forget typing in all caps, if people don't listen the obvious remedy is to shout at them. | |
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Raz Captain
Number of posts : 1770 Age : 31 Location : Just Under Down Under Name : Raz Quote : Who the hell do you think I am!? Registration date : 2009-09-26
| Subject: Re: Dark Shadows is a piece of shit May 21st 2012, 9:32 am | |
| Whenever I write reviews or something I put it all in caps so people know that all of it is very important. | |
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Superbuu3 Third of the Ring
Number of posts : 339 Age : 2023 Registration date : 2012-03-26
| Subject: Re: Dark Shadows is a piece of shit May 21st 2012, 9:40 am | |
| Exclamation marks and swear words, how better to emphasise a point. Now that just reeks of class. | |
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DudeWynaut Citizen
Number of posts : 70 Registration date : 2012-04-01
| Subject: Re: Dark Shadows is a piece of shit May 21st 2012, 9:16 pm | |
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KittensOnACloud Second of the Ring
Number of posts : 947 Quote : Show No Mercy To The Merciless. Registration date : 2011-08-18
| Subject: Re: Dark Shadows is a piece of shit May 22nd 2012, 1:36 pm | |
| Oh say it isn't so! I wanted to :'( go see it.. | |
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Superbuu3 Third of the Ring
Number of posts : 339 Age : 2023 Registration date : 2012-03-26
| Subject: Re: Dark Shadows is a piece of shit May 24th 2012, 3:00 pm | |
| DudeWynaut is famous: http://news.uk.msn.com//blog/trending-blogpost.aspx?post=ab998f36-5e2a-4068-9d6b-e160d445aae6&_nwpt=1 Also glad that raz follows him: - Spoiler:
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- Riiiightt....so Gary Oldman is going to 'build' RoboCop...
Who the F... is writing this rubbish? You could have gone with 'Gary Oldman to star as RoboCop's creator in remake'...or...'Gary Oldman signed up for new RoboCop flick'....but no, you have to come up with that cr@p. Is the author 'impaired' in someway?
The only thing 'Trending' just now is how sh!t this 'Trending' blog is....It reads like The Sun newspaper for goodness sake.
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Raz Captain
Number of posts : 1770 Age : 31 Location : Just Under Down Under Name : Raz Quote : Who the hell do you think I am!? Registration date : 2009-09-26
| Subject: Re: Dark Shadows is a piece of shit May 25th 2012, 1:12 am | |
| I resent that, I would never speak out against such an amazing pun. | |
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