For the last time, I am NOT going shopping with you!
Let's keep this in mind here, folks. Caelin: Home to men of passion and fire.
Nice, Lyn. Nice.
Back off, bitch. She's mine!
Yeah, um, Lyn. We can go around.
Sexist bitch. I want my money back.
Opperation: Tap the Marques' Granddaughter.
I know, didn't you see me pointing and yelling "Run!!! We're being pursued!" to you like 5 seconds ago?
Do they LOOK like them? I don't think so, blind sexist bitch.
The competition is on! I'll definitely win with my brilliant muscles and my brawny mind.
Refer to the weapon triangle, dear.
Fire Emblem: Where riding a horse is tiring.
Short term memory loss, eh?
Actually, they wanted to throw her a surprise party. Didn't you get the memo?
Make up your damn mind!
Ouch! In other news, lucky hit.
When will you learn? Hot girls attract men.
Strength. What else is new with this dude?
He probably shit his pants knowing he was a grandfather.
Back the fuck up. I said nothing of the sort. Ah, what the hell. Just be sure to visit my leaf and rock made room later tonight.
To be continued.
Chapter 2
Spoiler:
Chapter 2: The Sacrilegious Glass
I told you to go before we left Bulgar. You just didn't listen.
That's about to change.
It's as good as Glass. Oh shit, burn!
Keep this statement in the back of your mind, readers.
Glass: The gods fear his name.
Everyone point and laugh. The god feared man can't pull a sword out of a scabbard.
Mene mene tekkel parson. Cookie to those who know where that is from.
Worst.Bishop.Ever.
I guess Sacaens really have no clue of their religious landmarks.
Sorry, Kent. We don't get that option till Chapter 7.
Yes, because the residents that have been sitting in their homes have a firm grasp on the situation that happened roughly five minutes ago, right?
Didn't you see the combat window a couple seconds ago? You're toast, buddy.
Sweet. Strength!
No words, Sain. No words.
Goes to show how weak Glass is (moar like tissue).
No, actually Sol Katti and Durandal are better.
Like mine, for instance, which you will be wielding later tonight. Now in all seriousness, that weak ass Bishop said that the blade is not supposed to be used in combat. What the hell?
Hehe Alll right. Gigity Gigity goo!
I guess we know where Lyn got her sexism from.
You keep telling yourself that.
To be continued.
Chapter 3
Spoiler:
Chapter 3: Band of Pedophiles
Yeah, but these bandits suck. Also, this guy looks Mexican. Fire Emblem is racist.
Lorca tribe: Weakest tribe ever.
I believe earlier in the game she mentioned that she was the only survivor. What?
Hey, I'm just in it for the food (And for you).
Oh great. The cruel bandit wants some little girl to apologize. Oh the agony.
I'm not quite sure how old Florina is, but I am pretty sure this qualifies this dude as a pedophile.
Your fault for being weak, ass hole.
Who is their boss anyway? Some pedophile and some dude who supports animal sex.
A few seconds ago, they were right next to the party. Instead of attacking up front, they run away and let their weak ass lackeys do the work. Nice job.
So I just need to pack this and I'm out of...Nyeh?
Well let's see. We're in bandit territory fighting what looks like a gang of bandits. Nah, I thought we were fighting the Knights of Ostia.
Oh yes. That will stop them from barging in and killing everyone.
Hey Wil, you're talking to yourself, buddy.
Not bad, Sain.
Uh, wow.
Wil: Or my bow. Hey, ass hole. Can't hit me, can ya?
To further this racist thing, they made the Mexican shorter than Lyn. Although she might be tall for a girl. Who knows?
Payback is a bitch, Miguel.
Words of wisdom from Sain are about to come.
Forget I said that. Sain, you pedophile!
There we go. No one ever listens to Sain, but I bet he's the wisest of the group (besides me) so far.
See what I mean? What the hell, Kent?
Kent is probably facepalming off screen. Point and laugh.
Now we just need Lance Kairo to come in.
I can read your poker face, Wil. I know what you're trying to do and it won't work!
We are Lyndis Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Seriously though, look how small Florina is. She is definitely a child. Oh shit, look. Kent really IS facepalming!
To be continued.
Chapter 4
Spoiler:
Chapter 4: In Missunderstood Classes' Shadow
Figures. We can't just rest at a 4 star hotel or anything.
I'm with you, Sain.
Just you wait till the final chapter. This is not a lot of people.
Tristan: I do!
That's my spot, Sain. Hands off.
Or maybe Dorcas is a wife beater.
What an ugly bunch.
Hello? That's what I've been saying for the last minute
Yes, because when they get tired of waiting, they're just going to leave like nothing happened.
What if he just said no and killed her?
Correction: Bandits. Rogues are in Sacred Stones.
No, Lyn. Bandits. They are a totally different class.
Now that's pretty cool. Yay for random screenshot.
Wow. What an idiot.
"I'm so sorry that I was trying to get money for you." What the hell?
Damn it, Dorcas. I told you to keep that a secret for now.
Trust me, Dorcas. Border crossing is not going to get you any money.
In order words, he wants to sleep with you.
The day that happens is the day that Lyn turns ugly.
Woah woah woah! Where do you think you're going? You still owe me.
You'll get used to it, Sain. Your wise words can not be measured by trust.
Yeah, not much material this chapter...
To be continued.
Chapter 5
Spoiler:
Chapter 5: Beyond the Eeeking
I thought women could multi-task. Oh well.
That is what the narrator just got done explaining. Pay attention, Kent!
Yes, but not safe from stronger enemies.
Oh hell yeah! I'm in!
Fuck you, Kent! Fuck you!
Ah, yeah. Three against one. What now, ass wipe?
Serra has as bad sense of direction as Zoro.
Her stats say otherwise. Ah well.
Hahaha. I'm not one to understand the old language, but she might be hitting on him here.
Lmao. Erk is the man.
You could kill her right now, and no one would know. Provided they didn't find the severe burn marks all over her body.
Don't worry Erk. You won't have to bear the pain alone very long. Oh wait, that means...NOOOOOO!
Hahahaha. Ugly face has a point.
I wonder how annoying that would sound in a movie.
There is only one girl in the group. Unless she's calling us a bunch of pansies.
That is the end of a very long conversation. Now, couldn't that archer realistically rained a shit ton of arrows down and killed us by now? Idiot.
BURN BABY!
Nice level up.
We come to find out later that enemies can wield staffs too.
As much of a buzz kill as he is, Erk is funny as hell.
*Flashback*
No comment on this. This is just a funny statement by Erk. Hahaha.
Yes, Florina crossed the border. Oh, you meant Lyn. Yeah, she crossed too.
Good attempt at figurative language, but no. Clinging to a rock implies that the man isn't drowning yet. Dumb ass.
Still going for the stealth option, I see?
Newscaster: In today's new, the marquess has been held down and fed his prune juice. Yep...it's definitely not poison.
To be continued.
Chapter 6
Spoiler:
Chapter 6: Blood of Confusion
How ironic. She's about to be hated in this town.
I think a couple burgers and a steak will fill this fucker up.
I don't see anyone working in the background. Lazy bastards.
Pretty much, seeing as the enemies suck even in hard mode.
That's what she said. She being not Lyn, of course.
For some reason, this made me think of Sain as a loyal dog or something.
Where? Seriously, fire is not hard to draw.
I don't know, but they already crossed the line!
Boom!
Scatter, ass wipes. So I can kill you.
Yes. Hence the guy on a horse with a bow in his hand and an arrow stuck in the guy and his instantaneous death.
You pay a lot of attention, Kent.
Most Sacaens could tell she was wearing Lorca clothes. Ah well. Rath's story makes up for that.
You mean the invisible kind of fire that doesn't hurt you when you walk by? We should definitely get out of here.
More testament that no one knows what the fuck is going on here.
So what the fuck are you doing here, Rath? You're staring at Lyn while the non existent fire is spreading and not killing people.
Lmfao at Rath. This has to be his most dense moment in this game.
Like anyone would be inclined to believe that. I know if he broke into my house like that, he'd be beaten senselessly with the nearest blunt object I could find.
I always get a bad vibe from this bitch when I see this.
Oh you sly bastard, you. You...you're good.
So he's a hooker too.
Random screenshot. Nothing too special.
Easy boss is easy. Yes, Rath currently has the highest level, but you get him pretty late compared to everyone else in EHM so I figure I should do him good justice in this mode.
Hey, Lyn. It's not hidden anymore!
Indian giving ass hole.
And the wise Sain agrees with me.
Haha.
Do you see any fire damage? I certainly don't.
Bullshit. You probably would have laughed at her.
The marquess fails to understand the meaning of inner monologue.
Racism.
Alright, now I need one more thing to pack and this time I'm out of...nyeh? Oh, no problem.
"Except that I'd much rather do a one night stand with you."
And now for some extra fun. There is a funny fan made video on this chapter that I'd like to point out and comment on. Credit goes to Nintenlord.
Rath should probably cut down on the drugs. Credit to The Great Saiyaman for the idea.
To be continued
Chapter 7
Spoiler:
Chapter 7: Fighters Transvestites Abroad
Actually, we kind of took Araphen's most important fighter.
Nothing has happened yet...
Great, another pedophile.
What an idiot. These guys have dark robes and bandit masks on. Oh, they're definitely heroes.
It takes no skill to play an instrument hahahahahahaha!
It's Niiice.
Lol. Heintz reminds me of the Ketchup.
Well then how do you suppose you got your ass handed to you?
Hell yeah.
Words can not describe how random and timely this is.
No shit, Eliwood.
Yet again, no shit.
Oh, is it over?
Do you not see her eyes open?
The typical Sain. Gotta love him.
Please tell me you're not pregnant.
Sure thing. But you owe me again.
To be continued...
Chapter 7x
Spoiler:
Chapter 7x: The Perfectionist's Shadow
Try sending one of the Four Fangs. Then we won't stand a chance.
They conveniently have spies set up to know what we're doing.
Ursula's hair is all fucked up. She has practically no hair in the back but in the front only.
Silly Ursula. You can't use fists in Fire Emblem.
Yeah. They're screwed.
More enemies. More EXP. Let's do this.
I'm taking these units here. Giving Rath a break since his short bow is on low usage.
And here is my formation. Sain is the Cav on the left and Kent is to the right. Alright, let's do this.
Hell yes, Florina.
Woah. I'm freaking out man.
Bahaha.
Good level up, Serra.
He stops himself there for no reason.
That is an awesome mercenary color, I must admit.
Boss killed by Lyn after Erk damage.
Well someone's an over perfectionist.
Well actually if they sent one of the four fangs at us, we'd be fucked.
Well that concludes our first x chapter. To be continued.
Chapter 8
Spoiler:
Chapter 8: Vortex of Idiocy
That was a quick ten days.
You mean it wasn't before? Hausen seemed to be in bed the entire time.
And now all they need is a highly skilled bowman (which they don't have apparently).
Wow. Nice accuracy, buddy. She stood still and he missed.
My team this chapter. Florina can stay out of this.
My formation. Time to own.
Heck yes. Armory. Time to stock up.
Time for the ~reavers. Lyn and Sain have this covered.
Thought you could confuse me eh? Too bad.
Good level up. Also, this lancereaver guy is dead next hit.
No shot to win.
Nice level up, Wil.
Yogi: Dumber than the average knight.
Ownage.
Not till the fish jumps. *Fish jumps* It's over.
That's messed up.
Oh, c'mon. We have Serra and vulns to heal you. No way it would OHKO you.
I have to hand it to Matthew. He's good at that stuff. I don't usually give him credit, but he's another awesome character in this incredible list of chars.
Lundgren was trying to be clandestine about the whole thing too. Too bad for him.
To be continued.
Chapter 9
Spoiler:
Chapter 9: A Wall of Reunions
Oh how fickle the people of Caelin are. They'll change their minds soon.
I bet he does. I'm not about to let that happen though.
Matthew and Nils sit this one. In retrospect, I should have bought another fire for Erk. Ah well. The torch I can use instead of Matthew's sight. He does not bode well for this chapter.
Truly now this guy is utter shit. Marcus and Isadora are even better.
My formation. Not that it matters a whole lot since I have a few turns to get set up.
His stats must have been a lot better back then.
0_0 NO! Bad Wallace!
Just a moment ago, she was calling him foolish.
This isn't bad at all, actually. Hopefully I get him back in EHM.
Nonsense! Haven't you seen TMNT?
Look at my epic wall from wall-ace. See what I did there?
In case you're wondering about the damage, I missed once and he hit me. Wtf?
Hell yes.
After some turns, they stopped coming so I rushed to the right. I left Dorcas behind for a bit for some EXP.
Ok, Gandalf.
You sure?
You were warned.
The jig is up (and has been up)!
This guy had to be one of, if not the, biggest douchebags in the game. This man is going to get severely owned.
To be finalized with Lyn's Endgame chapter.
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Subject: Re: Let's Play Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword November 29th 2010, 8:06 pm
Chapter 10
Spoiler:
Chapter 10: Super Epic Manly Justice!
Does the old man truly plan to fight?
This piece of shit is going down!
One way or another, right?
So finally, I need to pack my last bag and I'm out of here...Nyeh?
You plan to do the Spirit Bomb. I knew it. So cliche.
Angelic Robe on Lyn (Yes, I know about the gem system, but I prefer stats).
My formation. This chapter allows all my teammates so I'll take it. Let's kill this bastard.
Nils level up.
Random screen shot.
If Lyn uses the Lancereaver, she'll have the upper hand for the most part except maybe she won't hit much.
Fail.
Also used the energy ring on Lyn.
Not bad.
That's it, fag. You're going down now.
Good level up on Lucius.
Final words from the asswipe with armor.
My final stats in LHM. Time to seize gate and finish this.
And it seems he found out at a convenient time for Lundgren.
I'm guessing he hasn't heard anything.
He said that she was "probably" dead.
Call me crazy, but wouldn't poison kill someone within a day?
Suddenly, now everything is fine. What on earth...?
Well normally this would be sad as hell, but I think it would be funny if he just dropped dead after saying that.
Someone must have given him an antitoxin.
This is massive bullshit, but I like it.
Read out of context: She's been put up for prostitution.
Oh, I see. So she prefers women and that's why she's so shy.
Well, yeah. I was going to leave a couple times before, but you wouldn't let me. Remember?
Good because I made it quite clear that I'm out of here.
Hey, I'll miss the sex too.
Thanks. Yeah, I learned quite a few things during our night sessions.
Hey, what are you trying to say? I AM a master tactician!
Don't you start this sentimental bullshit on me. You're gonna make me cry. Nope, not gonna...Ah what the hell. Come here, my sex object! We will meet again under the sun!
Lol. Sain.
Pent reference. Gotta love it.
Thus ends Lyn's story. Coming up next...
Eliwood's Story (EHM)
Chapter 11
Spoiler:
Chapter 11: Taking Leave
Ok, so we're going with Eliwood Hard Mode (or EHM for short).
Well, some of them.
Which is an obvious foreshadow that shit is about to go down.
Give or take a couple chapters and we'll manage to fuck everything up.
Orrrrr I can train someone better!
How old are these people anyway? There isn't one wrinkle on his mother's face (yet 20 years later, Eliwood looks like a fucking 60 year old).
For those of us that know the story to this game...we'll give Eliwood a thumbs up.
Pherae must be desperate if Isadora is to guard the queen.
I can imagine Marcus and tanky Lowen doing a gangstah hand shake.
GrozNyeh?
"I- I ran into several walls on my way here. I can't see for shit."
As for Rebecca's age, I'm not sure. She seems very young and small in her portrait as shown. Her Path of Radiance artwork shows her being a lot bigger at least and a bit older. http://www.rpgfan.com/pics/fire-emblem-rnk/art-013.jpg According to Fire Emblem Wiki, her age is 15. Fair enough.
They recycled this plot in sacred stones with Neimi iirc.
Oh, um, hey. I'll take this opportunity to put my pants on now. You see, Rebecca and I...
The fucker cut me off! Hello? Are you listening?
Yes, that was me. Now answer me, damn you!
You're too kind, kid.
Now you listen. I heard Pherae was the hot spot for vacation these days. That's why I'm here.
Woah, I didn't say that now. My skills are already fantabulous.
Yeah, nice seeing you too...wait a minute. I am NOT doing this for you...
FUCK! Ok, fine. You're giving me five white gems when this is over, though.
To start off the gameplay section, random screen shot. This one came out pretty cool.
Bad Paladin is bad. At least he's better than Eagler and Isadora.
Omgnowai it's Dorcas. How ya been, buddy?
Eliwood's first level up.
Dorcas is floating. Oh noooooo.
Good level up on Rebecca.
Does Dorcas look anything like a child to you?
Sorry, not while I'm in town.
Hooray for a good level up.
It's a good thing that Laus is the weakest territory by far along with Caelin and Santaurez.
It's what I do. Now where's my money?
Woah, hell no. I know when to run and that would be now.
Considering that Santaruz is right there, that's a good guess.
Coolest character in Fire Emblem to your right, fellows.
Based on the prologue of this chapter, that's another good guess.
Lol.
This plan would have worked had HE actually stepped in and fought.
(Marcus is talking about asking Lord Helman for troops and stuff) Thanks, Marcus. You're the man.
Flattery will get you nowhere, Eliwood.
Beware of Dog.
That is one ugly dog.
Oh yes, we're going to frighten him by killing him. Anyway, does anyone else notice the semi epic face the guy is making? Lol.
That's a lot of enemies. There are more in the top right corner too.
Just like old times, Dorcas.
I'm flattered, Dorcas.
Will come in handy later. To make this runthrough fair, I might not use any stat boosters other than the ones I used in LHM.
Heh, I forgot that he called Eliwood a pup. I called this deuche a dog earlier.
It doesn't matter. We're fine.
No, really?
Badass moment from Hector.
Hell yes, Matthew!
Shut up, Oswin.
Nobody seems to like Serra.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
The sky, Eliwood. Where the fuck do you think he came from?
Lawl. I wonder what kind of things went down back there.
He was actually talking about both of you. Gotta love this dialogue.
Hehe.
Our first real mention to the Black Fang in EHM, folks.
Ahem...I was top in my class and have my PHD in it.
Yo, Matthew.
Hey, guess what? I know.
Run, run away!
Damn, she's fast.
Help me, anyone.
To be continued...
Chapter 13
Spoiler:
Chapter 13: In Search of Idiots
Because obviously, he didn't get the hint the first time.
He doesn't really need to play dumb at this point.
Please. I had them under my control.
Idiot.
PWNED! By a Sage not using magic, no less.
Yeah, just over those tall mountains that would clearly block your path.
Keep in mind how close they look here.
Hector: Badass. Asswipe: Cliche.
Lol. The text makes it look like they were right next to each other when they were really yelling across a river.
Oh, it's this ass hole again. Guy would replace you any day.
Insiiight. Anyway, I wonder what an Ostia spy was doing in Caelin. Shady business, eh?
Hey, I'm over here. Get the hair out of your eyes.
To your right, dumb shit.
Man, they always get lucky hits.
AND AGAIN WITH THE LUCKY HIT!
*Sigh of relief* Damn, so glad he didn't destroy the village.
DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!
You have no idea, witch.
Wow. Nice originality.
No shit. It's a battlefield.
Nice level up.
Looks like his bark did match his bite after all.
"When you were a kid, I ate your turkey sandwich."
Next time on Dragon Ball Z! Fire Emblem!
To be continued...
Chapter 13x
Spoiler:
Chapter 13x: The Weakest Link Merlinus
Except this isn't true at all.
*Off in the corner listening* Good times, good times.
I knew you were up to no good, Eliwood.
Don't do it, Hector! If you make him too angry he will turn into the incredible Hulk!
I bet he's shaking in his boots.
Puzon beaten by Guy.
Stats for most of the chars so far. I was asked for them and so I posted them. Due to the tediousness of this, I won't be doing this often. Maybe every 5 chapters or so.
Heh. Owned.
Except there is nothing you can buy from him.
Hector just saved us a lot of trouble in the future.
To be continued...
Chapter 14
Spoiler:
Chapter 14: What is a Friend?!
Darin has some nice slick hair. Anyway, he should have known Eliwood would be here after all the trouble he's been causing.
I love how incredibly vague Erik is being right now considering they're inside.
You mean you really didn't think Eliwood would show up?
Note to Ephidel: When using magic, don't use physical force.
Testament to how weak Laus is. They haven't even taken any real casualties yet.
Darin: Yes, I'll take them down myself. Erik! Take them for me please.
Wise words. Darin should have listened.
So much for spies.
Don't worry, Eliwood. We'll solve it in a mass chaotic, mass fighting, warish type of peaceful way.
I love how this coerces Erik into speaking.
Inner monologue, Erik. Do you speak it?
*Death*
Lol Elite.
Perhaps Eliwood's most famous line.
This system sucks. How can I be only 3 stars Tactics?
Bringing everybody.
Here's my formation. After switching a couple vulns around and putting away stat boosters, it's time to begin.
I will never NOT deploy him.
Nice level up for Rebecca.
My turn 1 movements. Hector, Lowen and Oswin killed a soldier each and one of those soldiers is going to die no matter who he attacks. I'm sending Serra to get Erk and some backup. Marcus is going down towards Priscilla. This is the one time I support using Marcus on normal playthroughs.
Lawl.
More lawl.
K, so now I've brought everyone out after two or so turns. I've racked up kills and Erk is now mine. Marcus is progressing towards getting Priscilla and will have her soon.
Got Priscilla. She's pretty darn good.
As fucked up as this is, Ephidel did warn Darin earlier.
Ok, now this is just beyond fucked up.
Just got hit with 38%
Not bad.
That must suck for Erik.
Now that Erik is gone, these are the only enemies left. The pirates are dead after this turn and Oswin is going to take the Myrm without taking any damage.
Be playing this music as these next screen shots come up.
Game, set and match.
You would have treated them differently?
Only the coolest yet fucked up character.
The Hitler of this game, folks.
Would you trust a man with a clear dark figure?
When, in fact, we know that Erik lives longer than Darin anyway.
To be continued...
Chapter 15
Spoiler:
Chapter 15: Noble Jailbait of Caelin
(Talking about Hector's brother) Sounds so much like a high school today.
So Hector is fairly unpopular with the nobles.
No. Not Caelin! That would mean...
Shit. I guess that means we're getting involved again *sigh*.
Let's get the fuck out of here and go somewhere nice like Begnion.
What?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm not sure you fight all 50 though.
We'll kick and scream and fight like hell!
>_<
Funny how they assume it's a girl flying up there. Although it'd be kind of creepy with a male Peg Knight.
Look at Hector's blank look in the back.
No shit, Eliwood.
Lyn is near? I'd better run.
Or not.
Bringing these people.
My formation. Time to start this shit.
Don't worry, you'll never be as good as Pent.
Will do.
So I've set up a nice wall right here. I'll certainly take some damage but that's nothing Priscilla can't heal.
Kneel, loser!
So Guy took all the damage and Priscilla just healed him. Now they're finished on this side since I can just charge in. Matthew is guarding Merlinus while some Bandits are headed his way.
Over here we have conservative play as Sain and Lyn stay in range. The mercenary ahead has low HP from Sain, so no matter who he attacks, he's dead.
Good stuff, Erk.
Sain just saved my ass big time. I could have lost Priscilla from that dude.
The funny thing is he attacked me the second time. Dumb ass.
Matthew has the worst luck ever. But seriously, this shit has been happening this entire chapter.
So basically, I rushed the hell out of them until I've now joined up.
Hell yes.
Fuckers!
Good level up on Wil.
All the spawning cavaliers have the same fate haha.
Lawl. Totally forgot about Florina. Gonna use her to get some more weapons.
Since Lyn had 99exp, I just let Bauker attack. Not that I care that he hit.
Just who the hell do you think we are anyway?
Lol nice.
Yet another good Priscilla level up.
Probably kidnapped by Sain.
Lol. I love how Lyn puts the insults on early.
RUN RUN AWAY!!!!!! *tackled* SHIT! I should start working out again.
Yes, I've been doing well. Now could you please get off me?
Yo, Kent. Get this crazy bitch off me. (Help)
My man, Sain. (Help)
Hey, Wil. (Help)
Hi there. (Why won't anybody help?)
Yeah, I've been all over. You do realize I'm supposed to be on top, right?
Ah, who am I kidding? I'm a sucker for jailbait. NOW GET THE FUCK OFF!
Especially Bauker.
He used his hand again, didn't he? That never kills, Ephidel.
And how the fuck she gets away with all that teleporting and telepathic power is beyond me.
She probably should have taken that literally. It seems no one listens to Ephidel's advice.
To be continued. Next time, we're charging into the castle of Caelin and getting some nice items for transformation.
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Subject: Re: Let's Play Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword December 19th 2010, 1:18 am
Chapter 16
Spoiler:
Chapter 16: Whereabouts Clearly Known
So I suppose what we previously did counts as nothing.
I wonder what the chapter conditions are gonna be....
Bringing these people. Note to readers who may be following along by playing, Matthew and Priscilla are musts for this chapter. You need Matthew for chests and Priscilla for recruitment.
My formation. No real scheme to it except I placed Oswin where he can easily get to his post which you'll see later. Time to start.
You don't think they got raped, do you?
Great level up.
My opening move. I decided to play a bit defensive on the first turn but I'm going to charge up quickly with Sain and Priscilla after this.
Because that usually works when you're in jail.
Well shit. Now I know what to do if I get sent to jail.
This is an important spot for Oswin. You'll see why a bit later.
*Gasp* Where did those Cavs come from?
"That wing on your head. Are you...are you an angel?"
Impressive speed. We'll see how he turns out.
To be used on Guy or Raven (whoever is better, I'm not gonna play favorites). The other chest had an unlock staff btw.
NOooooooooooooooooooooooo not the transvestite!
After a couple of waves of those cavs, Oswin took care of them all. None of them could hurt him.
Woah. Cool.
Took out the archers with Wil and the last by Erk while Priscilla stayed behind Wil healing.
To be used on Sain or Oswin.
Random use of the Unlock staff for its exp.
Don't need this yet, but I'll hang on to it.
Good level up on Hector.
Then why the hell were you for them in the first place?
These are some of my higher level characters that I probably will not be arena abusing next chapter.
Some Eliwood/Hector support before I seize.
It would be kind of funny if they found him dead from the "treatment".
That was all me, bitch.
The dead bodies might interrupt what she's saying.
She should be privy to that info no matter what.
Don't you guys find it a bit odd that Limestella was useless until this guy disappears? Just goes to show you something...
The Bermuda Triangle , folks.
It's wise for a time, but when everyone eventually figures out they were lying, they're gonna be pissed.
Talking about Ephidel. This is a setup for something big.
Yesh!
To be continued...
Chapter 16x
Spoiler:
Chapter 16x: The Kroke Davros Pirates
Starting the side quest. I'm breaking this up into two parts. The first part will be to take care of the enemies. The second part will be the arena.
*snicker*
orly?
I do believe he said NO ONE would sail there.
Make up your damn mind!
Eliwood: Fuck it. No way.
But working with thieves is acceptable, right?
That's an oxi-moron. Don't worry, Eliwood. It's that time of month again for her.
Well she is blind at times...
Haha, owned.
As if this were some cruise line.
>_< How convenient for us.
I await you on the Dreaded Isle.
How stupid can he be? He's losing valuable men and money.
*Shouts over the crowd* Yo, Kroke! Looks like I won.
Hey, if you die, I won't give you passage...wait a second.
The units I'm bringing.
My formation. No true scheme, yet again.
Go ahead. Attack me. I dare you.
Note: Lyn just visited that village. Lol.
This is a dangerous game of tag. Tag is serious business.
Only if I can wear your monocle afterwards.
Those are semi-good starting stats for Canas depending on how he levels up. Also, he came with a secret book.
End of turn 1. I'm keeping Canas in the same spot. Kent is going to take care of the pirate above and we'll have a nice surprise when sir Damian comes.
Hehe just go ahead and attack Guy.
I warned him. You just gave me tons of exp for free.
What's funny is that I attacked Kent.
Aint I a sticker?
After I cleared out all the pirates (Dart is the remaining one and we don't want to kill him), now it's time to arena abuse. Fast forward to after I arena abused. I wanted everyone to 12, but Rebecca and Kent would not win any more battles after a certain point. So I said fuck it.
Rate these guys if you so please.
Check and mate.
Shut up, Hector. You weren't even in this fight.
I thought men of the sea weren't trustworthy?
If you make one more move on her, you mutha fucker, I'll fucking cut your fucking balls off. I'll shove them up your fucking ass. I'll fucking BURY you. I'll put fucking ice picks in your eyes. I'll chop your fucking eyeballs. I'll send them to your fucking family so they can eat it for dessert!
To be continued...
Chapter 17
Spoiler:
Chapter 17: Pirate Fight
Or maybe it's a trap!
Wouldn't it be funny if Eliwood barfed all over him at that moment?
Thanks to me, of course.
I like this bit of dialogue here. Dart's the man.
I'm pretty sure she can considering you're right next to her and speaking into her ear.
Another "No shit, Eliwood" moment.
That and a bit psycho.
That's very vague. What if one of your men captured the wrong girl and killed Ninian?
My units for this chapter.
Formation. Time to start.
Turn 1 movements.
Turn 2 movements. I'm trying to close in on them fast so I can get the Guiding Ring from Zoldam and kill him in time.
That would be after a couple more turns. Time to finish the Shamans and steal from Zoldam.
We're no common thieves. We're pirates!
Hell yeah.
Why? It's not like the enemies are here anymore.
Oh, that's why. My bad.
Not the amnesia thing. Anything but that, Nintendo.
Now if you would be so kind as to take a few steps this way and look down, I think you can answer that question.
You could be half right on that.
Hector: After a quick shag, yes.
They really should have listened to Hector.
Looks like she is partly to blame for what is coming up soon.
I don't see why not.
Like Lance Kairo for instance.
One way or another I suppose.
To be continued...
Chapter 18
Spoiler:
Chapter 18: The Pinocchio of the Black Fang
But that doesn't help me out at all yet.
Except the people telling this story have never been there so how would they know?
You expected less?
Yeah, but he doesn't know the difference.
You would trust a complete stranger to control the DRAGONS? Yeah, OK.
Which either of them could have done with ease had they just done it themselves.
Lol.
Too late.
Oh shit.
Holy Zeus, he's gonna kill her. This is gonna be so aweso...
Son of a shitskfljksjflsjkfdsjl!
Pwned.
Last words from Leila.
Actually you, Nergal and Limestella are far stronger.
Maybe. You'd better be careful to avoid it.
Or not.
Quiet, Hector. She's sleeping while standing up.
Holy shit no way. I never saw that coming.
Well the Black Fang's spies are obviously superior.
Dang. That's sad.
OK. Eliwood, hand her over.
This is quite true, actually. We have no knowledge of Nergal at this point.
Well only because of me but yeah.
For the time that Uhai was in the game, he was pretty cool.
OK now he just sounds like a psycho.
Units. You need Florina for this chapter.
Formation. It's go time.
No more suicides for you, buddy.
My first turn. That's Hector covered by the "Defeat Uhai" sign, by the way.
That's why we need Florina.
Fiora is pretty good, too. Better than Florina atm.
Good stuff, Sain.
So I kind of skipped a bunch of turns and just plowed through the enemies but at least you got to see my set up.
Sorry it had to come to this.
But on the bright side, a good level up and an Orion's Bolt.
I agree. He was cool.
Stuff like this makes me appreciate Matthew's character a lot.
Heck yeah.
To be continued...
Chapter 18x
Spoiler:
Chapter 18x: The Ass Hole Magic Seal
Yeah, but how about the rest of the group?
Next day... Elbert: So Eliwood. You'll never guess what happened. I broke my oath!
It's like a married couple fighting.
Yet another "No shit, Eliwood" moment.
Lol.
You serious? He'd kick your ass halfway to Ostia and back.
I think I'm going to have Lyn or Guy kill him for that. Anyone else notice how Araphen's marquess had the same base sprite and was also racist towards Sacaens?
In any terrain, my strategy prevails.
Provided that asswipe Kishuna doesn't show. Damn, that would suck.
Oh, I wholeheartedly agree.
No, those are just ruins, dumb ass. The Dragon's Gate is past a mountain that blocks your line of sight.
No shit, Eliwood.
These are two items I can get via stealing. The Peg Knight will be harder to steal from due to her durability. I have to bait with Wil and steal.
Here are my units. As I previously stated, I need Matthew for the Elysian Whip and the Silver Card. Wil is good for the Pegasus Knights and for the baiting of that good ol' Whip. The rest were just kinda picks to level up people.
Here is my formation. I put Fiora and WIl in the back for the Peg Knights and I put speed in the front to avoid mage attacks. Time to start this.
My turn 1 movements. As you can see, I put Priscilla up front. She has 13 resistance as opposed to the two mages' 3 magic. She will tank them and then I strike. I kinda just moved everyone else up except for Matthew, Fiora and Wil (I don't think I need to explain again).
Just like that.
Second turn movements. Lyn and Guy both took care of the mages without getting hit. Now it's time for those peg knights to attack.
Or not...oh well. I'll have that Elysian Whip next turn.
Crit ftw.
Lyn says "Fuck you, weapon triangle."
So here we are at the end of turn 3. As you saw, Lyn and Eliwood took out a guy each. Hector took out the knight after he missed Lyn and got damaged twice. Fiora hit 10 on the one peg knight via javelin. Their turn.
The irony!
Bahaha.
And now you're worthless kthnxbai.
Dat crit.
Dadadadadada Jailbait power!
And he attacked me.
Gotta love the Mani Katti.
So after a couple turns I wiped out that set of enemies. I'm sending Eliwood to go meet Renault in that village.
So these ass holes decided to show. I'll take care of them with Wil, Eliwood and Priscilla.
Awesome, Fiora.
Son of a bitch. Ah well.
Bahaha number 2.
Good stuff.
What was that about the Sacaens now?
Stop being so damn good!
Holy shit. I forgot that those knights move when you get rid of the seal. They almost killed Fiora too.
So I seized and all that. No material after the chapter. To be continued...
Chapter 19
Spoiler:
Chapter 19: The Dragon's Gate
Maybe that's why it's the Dragon's Gate.
They do now.
Oh really? I thought we were in Bern.
Woah. What was that badass voice just now?
Holy shit. Where did you come from?
Wait, so you're that dude causing trouble? Somehow I thought you'd be stupid. But dude...
That was you as well? Wow.
DBZ style.
WAIT TAKE ME WITH YOU!
You're not really Darin. You're the spiral king, Lordgenome!
I know, right?
Maybe if you sent Ephidel out there we'd lose but nah dude we're coming for you.
Nice getup, dickweed.
Lordgenome doesn't stand a ghost of a chance.
No.
My units for this chapter. I'm giving Guy a break and putting in Raven. One thing to note is about that silver card I stole last chapter. I have it on Matthew because there are two secret shops that I will point out in this chapter. It reduces all item costs by half.
Here's my formation. My explanation will be explained through upcoming actions. Let's start.
This is my first turn. I set Erk up for the longbow archer to be in range either if he attacks he or Sain. He will also be attacked by the other bowman. Wil is on the right about to obtain a Killer Bow and Matthew just unlocked a door on the left.
Turn 2. Ok, so the longbow guy attacked Erk and the other archer suicided on him. I healed Erk and killed the longbow archer. Wil finished off the archer and got a killer bow. Matthew unlocked a chest for a Brave Bow. Hector killed a knight blocking the way, Sain pulled out a Javelin to attack the nomad and Dart attacked the knight with a hand axe.
And down goes the dickweed.
Eliwood: The Magic Crit-er
Ok, so after a lot of turns that I skipped, I rushed through all the guys and I'm here. I made a bad mistake and could have gotten Legault a lot easier. Anyway, I'll be isolating him so he won't be escaping and all that good junk.
Aint I a stinkah? No, this isn't Legault. This is a thief that has a member card that I want.
Got Legault. Stat-wise, he isn't half bad. He's definitely a better fighter than Matthew.
Stole his member card and now he is worthless.
There's secret shop #1. You need a member card for this.
Here is the second secret shop.
Yes.
Nice level up.
See ya, Lordgenome. ROW ROW FIGHT THA POWAH!
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Wait, so that wasn't Lordgenome?
He's finally reunited with his father.
After all that shit we went through? Nuh uh.
Gandalf is here too? Oh we're screwed.
Prepare to be squashed by the dragon.
It's only Ryu. Don't worry, he can transform back into a human.
Because you can't just do it yourself...
So just kill the mother fucker instead of just standing there.
Uh, now would be the time to do that DBZ shit you were doing earlier.
Or you can just get sucked into the Dragon's Gate with Ryu.
Your fault for not killing him on the spot.
No, you can not do this shit to me after all the trouble I went through. All the let's play material and hours!
ELBEEERRRRT! Although with all seriousness, this was a sad moment and I appreciate this scene very much.
Just some side notes. Honestly, the whole scene with the dragon was a bunch of nonsense. This was the most poorly written scene in the entire game. While two power houses were there to stop the entire group (Ephidel and Nergal), they could not stop a little child. They literally just stood there and let Nils escape with Ninian. Nergal managed to escape, but Ephidel, who had been doing that teleporting previously, just stood there and got sucked in the gate. I mean, c'mon. Ephidel was my favorite character and they really messed him up in that scene. But I digress. It is rather ironic how Eliwood's father dies on us even though up until this point in Eli's story we've been trying to find him.
To be continued...
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Subject: Re: Let's Play Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword July 10th 2011, 12:41 am
Chapter 20
Spoiler:
Chapter 20: The first part of the second half of the second story
No matter how many times I play this game, it doesn't get any less screwed up.
I feel bad for him. But this bit of writing in the game is excellent.
Lawl.
Yeah, that's right. Cheer him up by reminding him of his father.
Oh shit. Here it comes. OK not really.
The units I'm bringing for this chapter. This is for arena stuff and stealing a Hero Crest off Oleg.
My formation because that's how I want it.
This was turn 1. Wil and Dart took out the front monks and Legault, Guy and Fiora each took out 1.
Turn 2. Two knights suicided on Dart and he doesn't have too heavy damage going for him. Guy took care of the other monk near him. Fiora also bought a couple swords for stock.
Two turns later, I killed those in front of me and put Nini's Grace on Erk for a bit. Two guys suicided on him meanwhile Fiora is taking care of monks back by Merlinus.
Kill it with fire!
Bahaha. Legault style.
Goodbye. On a side note, look how epic Guy looks. He's doing Neji's Rotation lol.
Lawl.
Hector will rend you asunder! Anyway, I like that bit as well. The reason is because you get to see their real friendship like that right there.
Valid question, Eliwood. Why are you here? Or rather, did you really think we needed you?
Pfft, yeah right.
Still confused as to why we need Isadora when she sucks.
Well that's actually just me and the enemies. And partially supports.
Half of which betray you anyway...
To be continued...
Chapter 21
Spoiler:
Chapter 21: The (w)Rath of Heath
And that's because Laus has been crushed.
Ginyu Force assemble!
Woulda been awesome if he killed her after saying that.
You keep telling yourself that.
Thinking he might transform?
Yes, Commander Eubans. We found out through plot no jutsu spying.
You're a good man, Heath.
Or better yet you can hand him over to me.
Or we can just kill Eubans and gtfo.
Sweet.
I'm bringing these units. Didn't feel like putting the torch away if you're wondering lol.
My formation because I feel comfortable with this one in particular. It's go time.
I don't remember inviting you...
Turn 1. I ferried Hector over near the left door so he can recruit and protect Legault. Isadora rescued and moved him and Sain dropped him. Everything else was just random set up.
Not too shabby.
Turn 2. I recruited Heath as you saw. I retreated him and set up a sort of defensive position.
FUCK YES RATH!
Welcome back, buddy.
Turn 3. Killed off the guys on the left along with the thief. I attacked the Balista and a certain dickweed is about to attack me.
As I said...
Are you fucking kidding me?
Turn 4 I retreated and formed a not really defensive but hopefully he's going to fall into my trap formation.
Hehehehehehe.
Hey, as long as you're OK with this and all.
100,000 gold for being right, Uther. Pay up.
(Talking about Elbert) Trust me, a lot could have been done.
So it's time for us to go save the world.
This is nothing. Pretty soon the entire motherfucking world will be in my debt.
This is the best piece of advice anyone ever gives this group (besides me). If you know the story, you know why.
To be continued...
Chapter 22
Spoiler:
Chapter 22: Pent the Crusher
It seems many places in Elibe are too dangerous for humans.
Lol.
Don't worry, Nils. You only faint when your HP reaches 0...oh wait that's Pokemon.
More lol.
Holy shit. You were spying on us?
I feel sorry for them.
Exactly.
Why don't you just go to college and leave us all alone?
Help the bandits? Yeah right.
Lol. I believe he's worked too hard to hand it over to you thugs.
Hey, that's what I said.
Formation for me. I'm trying to get Lord levels and flyer levels and such. If you can't tell, my units are Legault, Hector, Lyn, Eliwood, Fiora, Heath, Priscilla and Erk. Don't ask.
Oh no I didn't.
Hehe.
Yesh.
Well, welcome.
Really? I think the moment you attacked Pent it was over.
Don't change the subject. You just stole that second boss kill fksdjflkjdskljfsd
We'll have NO more of that!
My three lords. I JUST made it to 50 levels no thanks to Count Reglay but I still managed to do it. By the way, nothing interesting happened because I just mine glitched the majority of them away from Pent and the likes. That's why I didn't do the turn by turn stuff. On another side note, look how epic Lyn is. Holy shit. And her sprite looks like a mercenary. No wonder she's so good.
You place too much trust in your magic!
Lmao you could have done it all yourself easily.
Hahaha take that, NPC.
To be continued...
Chapter 22x
Spoiler:
Chapter 22x: The Difficult x Chapter to Get Which I Got
Here are my units. I brought Rath for Longbow stuff.
My formation. Yet again, based on how comfortable I am with each person going their separate ways.
This is what turn 1 looked like. Rath hit 10 on the Druid which is a third of his health.
Damn man. Nice!
Turn 2 looked like this. Rath killed the Druid easy and if Hawkeye doesn't finish the General, Erk will.
Nice OHKO for Legault.
Here is how turn 3 turned out. Hawkeye critted the General for OHKO and broke the wall on my turn. Legault kill the Druid and all that.
Turn 4. Sain killed the Bishop and got a door key. I'm setting up for both kills here.
Thus strikes the magic crit-er again.
Turn 5. Rath damaged the Sage and Lyn finished it off with false swipe.
Turn 6. Erk heavily damaged the General finished off by Eliwood. You know the rest.
Long story short Sain killed the Druid.
Heehee could be useful.
After a few turns I am here. Got rid of most of the enemies and I'm backtracking with Legault to get the other treasure. There's no need to rush in this chapter.
More turns later, Rath has longbow killed the Sniper up top near Kishuna and now is slowly chipping away at this Hero. This definitely makes up for his late join because he's getting great EXP off it.
A couple more turns and I killed the Hero. He hit me almost every time with 55% to hit >_<. Anyway, the Swordmaster will not slowly die from Longbow. Legault is back and I got each chest. They were Beserk, Silver Blade (Bottom left chest) and Secret Book (The one where I'm at now).
Opened the door and they disappear lol.
Last kill of this chapter.
Hehe.
Master Hirai! You grew hair!
His quotes are some of the best. And I love his theme.
He's more machine now than man.
Just more words from awesome Pent.
Hey, you really ARE Hirai! On a serious note, that line is amazing.
You didn't have to tell me that. I know.
And I can't believe you look 10 years younger than Elbert.
Yes, no thanks to Lyn keeping me up.
The United States of America. Ever hear of it?
I was playing a game called Fire Emblem on my travels and found Sacae while I lost my direction.
To be continued...
Chapter 23
Spoiler:
Chapter 23:
Until now.
I know.
Stimulating their economy perhaps?
Or that.
Pent is the man.
How did we get so damn lucky with these connections?
Don't get any ideas, Lyn.
Lawl. Nice one, Linus. He's talking about Nino being Sonia's child.
I say we go fuck shit up.
Yeah, I know.
We did a great job blending in, guys.
That would be too easy, right?
Good man, Lloyd.
*points* You slimey bastard you.
You tell him, Glass reincarnate.
Ouch.
Units. Need Dart for one last chapter.
Formation because I feel like it.
Turn 1. Loosened the Merc with Sain and killed it with Erk. Yes the Merc in front of Hector has a lancereaver.
Not too bad.
Some turns later here I am. Yeah, it was nothing exciting but just plowing through people.
OK I've gone through so many turns and these Wyverns just keep showing up. Go away so I can arena abuse!
OK I'm on motherfucking turn 22 and they FINALLY stopped coming. Jeez.
Nice, Sain.
Nice shit, Rath.
Good for Erk.
OK. Dear God, I hope Linus has a peaceful death.
Maybe not as peaceful as I thought.
Arena abuse.
Thus dies a Hero (see what I did there?)
Lawl. You really gonna think a little girl is gonna do that?
Yeah...you should get some future insight from the fortune teller.
Lol she probably wants to hit on him.
To be continued...
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Oh, is it over?
Come here, my sex object! We will meet again under the sun!
No shit, Eliwood.
