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Chapter 7: Fighters Transvestites Abroad


Actually, we kind of took Araphen's most important fighter.


Nothing has happened yet...



Great, another pedophile.


What an idiot. These guys have dark robes and bandit masks on. Oh, they're definitely heroes.


Some chick randomly hiding in the corner.


No. We're Tactition, Lord, Cavaliers, Archer, Fighter, Nomad, Mage, Cleric and Pegasus Knight respectively.


At least we know the Black Fang is straight.


Ok, this time for sure I can slip out of he...nyeh?


Excellent grammar.


M m monk? Wait...she's a he!


HELL NO! We have no room for transvestites here.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


It takes no skill to play an instrument hahahahahahaha!


It's Niiice.


Lol. Heintz reminds me of the Ketchup.


Well then how do you suppose you got your ass handed to you?


Hell yeah.



Words can not describe how random and timely this is.


No shit, Eliwood.


Yet again, no shit.


Oh, is it over?


Do you not see her eyes open?


The typical Sain. Gotta love him.


Please tell me you're not pregnant.


Sure thing. But you owe me again.

To be continued...

Chapter 7x: In a Perfectionist's Shadow


Try sending one of the Four Fangs. Then we won't stand a chance.


They conveniently have spies set up to know what we're doing.


Ursula's hair is all fucked up. She has practically no hair in the back but in the front only.


Silly Ursula. You can't use fists in Fire Emblem.


Yeah. They're screwed.


More enemies. More EXP. Let's do this.


I'm taking these units here. Giving Rath a break since his short bow is on low usage.


And here is my formation. Sain is the Cav on the left and Kent is to the right. Alright, let's do this.


Hell yes, Florina.


Woah. I'm freaking out man.


Bahaha.


Good level up, Serra.


He stops himself there for no reason.


That is an awesome mercenary color, I must admit.


Boss killed by Lyn after Erk damage.


Well someone's an over perfectionist.


Well actually if they sent one of the four fangs at us, we'd be fucked.

Well that concludes our first x chapter. To be continued.

Chapter 8: Vortex of Idiocy


That was a quick ten days.


You mean it wasn't before? Hausen seemed to be in bed the entire time.


And now all they need is a highly skilled bowman (which they don't have apparently).




Wow. Nice accuracy, buddy. She stood still and he missed.


My team this chapter. Florina can stay out of this.


My formation. Time to own.


Heck yes. Armory. Time to stock up.


Time for the ~reavers. Lyn and Sain have this covered.


Thought you could confuse me eh? Too bad.


Good level up. Also, this lancereaver guy is dead next hit.


No shot to win.


Nice level up, Wil.


Yogi: Dumber than the average knight.


Ownage.


Not till the fish jumps.
*Fish jumps*
It's over.


That's messed up.


Oh, c'mon. We have Serra and vulns to heal you. No way it would OHKO you.




I have to hand it to Matthew. He's good at that stuff. I don't usually give him credit, but he's another awesome character in this incredible list of chars.


Lundgren was trying to be clandestine about the whole thing too. Too bad for him.

To be continued.

Chapter 9: A Wall of Reunions


Oh how fickle the people of Caelin are. They'll change their minds soon.


I bet he does. I'm not about to let that happen though.


Matthew and Nils sit this one. In retrospect, I should have bought another fire for Erk. Ah well. The torch I can use instead of Matthew's sight. He does not bode well for this chapter.


Truly now this guy is utter shit. Marcus and Isadora are even better.


My formation. Not that it matters a whole lot since I have a few turns to get set up.


His stats must have been a lot better back then.



0_0 NO! Bad Wallace!


Just a moment ago, she was calling him foolish.


This isn't bad at all, actually. Hopefully I get him back in EHM.


Nonsense! Haven't you seen TMNT?


Look at my epic wall from wall-ace. See what I did there?


In case you're wondering about the damage, I missed once and he hit me. Wtf?


Hell yes.


After some turns, they stopped coming so I rushed to the right. I left Dorcas behind for a bit for some EXP.


Ok, Gandalf.


You sure?


You were warned.


The jig is up (and has been up)!


This guy had to be one of, if not the, biggest douchebags in the game. This man is going to get severely owned.

To be finalized with Lyn's Endgame chapter.

Chapter 10: Super Epic Manly Justice!


Does the old man truly plan to fight?


This piece of shit is going down!


One way or another, right?


So finally, I need to pack my last bag and I'm out of here...Nyeh?


You plan to do the Spirit Bomb. I knew it. So cliche.


Angelic Robe on Lyn (Yes, I know about the gem system, but I prefer stats).


My formation. This chapter allows all my teammates so I'll take it. Let's kill this bastard.


Nils level up.


Random screen shot.



If Lyn uses the Lancereaver, she'll have the upper hand for the most part except maybe she won't hit much.


Fail.


Also used the energy ring on Lyn.


Not bad.


That's it, fag. You're going down now.


Good level up on Lucius.




Final words from the asswipe with armor.














My final stats in LHM. Time to seize gate and finish this.


And it seems he found out at a convenient time for Lundgren.


I'm guessing he hasn't heard anything.


He said that she was "probably" dead.


Call me crazy, but wouldn't poison kill someone within a day?




Suddenly, now everything is fine. What on earth...?


Well normally this would be sad as hell, but I think it would be funny if he just dropped dead after saying that.


Someone must have given him an antitoxin.


This is massive bullshit, but I like it.


Read out of context: She's been put up for prostitution.


Oh, I see. So she prefers women and that's why she's so shy.


Well, yeah. I was going to leave a couple times before, but you wouldn't let me. Remember?


Good because I made it quite clear that I'm out of here.


Hey, I'll miss the sex too.


Thanks. Yeah, I learned quite a few things during our night sessions.


Hey, what are you trying to say? I AM a master tactician!


Don't you start this sentimental bullshit on me. You're gonna make me cry. Nope, not gonna...Ah what the hell. Come here, my sex object! We will meet again under the sun!


Lol. Sain.


Pent reference. Gotta love it.

Thus ends Lyn's story. Coming up next...